Things
started pretty bad for the covenant, we were out witted, out numbered and
Durtiz was on our side…
Just
as you thought things couldn’t get any worse, along comes bender, phasing into
amorphia with his trusty sidekick the worm.
But
then, a ray of light broke through the cloudy sky and landed on Hadi and myself
– bender was phasing out to the beastlands (taking the complete priest’s spell
collection with him!), and then the table’s turned completely – we found
someone who’ll adopt Durtiz! Not only that, but also buy him a bigger lute (or
something of sort) – what a moron!
If
we already happen to be in the area, a poem (I found the former version online
and had to make small adjustments…):
Why
do birds suddenly appear every time you’re a vampir?
Just
like us, they want to run a stake through you
Why
do stars fall down from the sky every time that you die?
Just
like me they long to get rid of you
On
the day that you were born the angels got together
And
decided to create a dream come true
So
when they saw what came out they had to waste all their karma points on you
That
is why all the dragons in town follow you all around
Just
like me they long to be rid of you
instrumental
break (Durtiz with the lute/organ)
On
the day that you were born the angels got together
And
decided to create a dream come true
So
when they saw what came out they had to waste all their karma points on you
That
is why all the dragons in town follow you all around
Just
like me they long to be rid of you
Just
like me they long to be rid of you
Waaaaaaaaah
rid of you!
Waaaaaaaaah
stake through you!
Haaaaaaaaah
rid of you!
Waaaaaaaaah
rid of you!
This
is how the note-mail went on between faggy and neuro:
“Can
we animate Durtula?”
-
“No, he was an undead all along (just had non-detection on him!)”
“It’ll
be an interesting twist of plot”
-
“WHAT PLOT?”
“Can
I use karma points to save him?”
-
“WHAT KARMA????”
Last
thing about Yoav, I took a stroll down memory, went back through the pages,
looked at old times articles I wrote and found out that I’ve been saying for
over 6 months the same thing – YOU ARE NO LONGER A DM!!!
Yup,
you can check it out yourself - just check the middle...
Bender,
I can always go on for a long time when you are concerned, but I guess you’re
the Mexican’s problem now…
It
is quite ironic how you got to your part of the story – the red bender hood,
may the wolves eat all around you to leave nothing but a worm, best wishes to
both worms…
Tune
in on Saturday for a special update of embarrassment for some of our
game-canceling friends (my substitute for the game), gees, I need a break? It
sounds like your whaling friends abroad…
Good Idea
Killing Durtiz…
Better Idea
Beheading Durtiz after
he’s dead…
Best Idea
Burning
the remains…
Bad Idea
Drinking
Durtiz’s blood…
Worse Idea
Letting
him drink your blood afterwards…
Worst Idea
Keeping
the good for nothing wannabe vampire around just for the amusement, even a
million years of boredom won’t justify the stupidity of making him a part of
your family not to mention the worst case scenario of having to listen to him
play the same macabre (sorry, barroc?) tune for the rest of the millennia…